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Five Signs That Ryan Gosling Is God

We all agree that Ryan Gosling is some form of higher being, but how high? Well, here are five signs that point to him being God himself:

1. He is a good man. Ever seen him be rude in an interview? Throw a fit on a movie set? Ignore a fan? Chances are Ryan is currently somewhere in the world, wiping spilt oil off a baby seal, while giving a homeless man his clothes, and delivering a baby at the same time.

2. His physical perfection. If you were God and wanted to walk the earth, wouldn’t you do so in the best human body possible? With his kind face, strong jaw, and photoshopped abs, it doesn’t get much better.

3. He’s everywhere. Between Crazy Stupid Love, Drive, The Ides of March, interviews, and internet memes, you can’t go anywhere without feeling the presence of Ryan Gosling. No matter where you go, he is with you.

4. He is incorruptible. When you grow up as a child star, by the time you’re 30-years-old you’re supposed to have a sex tape, a drug problem, and no acting jobs. Not Ryan Gosling though.

5. He saves people. If you’re on the internet, you’ve seen the video of Ryan Gosling breaking up a New York street fight. Who knows how many times he has swooped in and saved people from similar scenarios? He’s either God or Batman.  

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ME TOO!!! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? 

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That is ALL I ask, God!!!!

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I try to say something cute, but it comes out like

Or I’ll blurt shit out without thinking about it

Or say something that comes off too strong

And he’ll just look at me like

So I just disappear back to my 3 cats

 

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